the red devil

thedickofbutt:

vujon:

the beauty of minecraft pt. 1

#the beauty of shader mods that kill every average pc

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

simplypotterheads:

HOGWARTS TEXTBOOKS

quidditch through the ages by kennilworthy whisp 

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

bombhills-notcountries:

I don’t know why this made me laugh so hard hahahah

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

finding-fucken-nemo:

kyrstin:

she will go far in life

Yes she will

finding-fucken-nemo:

kyrstin:

she will go far in life

Yes she will

Juan Mata's career:

1998-2003 (Real Oviedo)

2003-2007 (Real Madrid B)

2007-2011 (Valencia)

2011-2014 (Chelsea)

2014 - (Manchester United)

iloveunited:

"It’s a long time since I proved to everyone in the United family that I can still perform at a high level. So, a clean sheet was definitely what I personally went for. It felt great to come off after a couple of saves and with a clean sheet, it’s a while since I’ve done that."
"There is no need for the talk being about me, I guess the less talk there is about the goalkeeper the better job he has done! That means he has not made any mistakes and that’s a big part of the goalkeeping job."
- Anders Lindegaard (Premier League 2013/14: Newcastle United 0 - Manchester United 4)

why do we always have topclass keeper

iloveunited:

"It’s a long time since I proved to everyone in the United family that I can still perform at a high level. So, a clean sheet was definitely what I personally went for. It felt great to come off after a couple of saves and with a clean sheet, it’s a while since I’ve done that."

"There is no need for the talk being about me, I guess the less talk there is about the goalkeeper the better job he has done! That means he has not made any mistakes and that’s a big part of the goalkeeping job."

- Anders Lindegaard (Premier League 2013/14: Newcastle United 0 - Manchester United 4)

why do we always have topclass keeper

iloveunited:

Robin van Persie met Edwin van der Sar during the Dutch Eredivisie match between Vitesse Arnhem and Ajax Amsterdam at GelreDome.

iloveunited:

Robin van Persie met Edwin van der Sar during the Dutch Eredivisie match between Vitesse Arnhem and Ajax Amsterdam at GelreDome.

iloveunited:

"It’s been a very hard season for me, but I’m trying to be very patient, and to work to try to speak on the pitch. I have nine goals at the moment, so I’ll keep working, be patient and speak on the pitch like I always do."
"I’m happy, I played for 90 minutes (against Newcastle United) and it’s a long time since I started a game. The World Cup is coming so I need time to prove, whether they give me one minute or 90, that I’m ready and that I want to contribute to the team to help us have a better season."
- Javier Hernandez

iloveunited:

"It’s been a very hard season for me, but I’m trying to be very patient, and to work to try to speak on the pitch. I have nine goals at the moment, so I’ll keep working, be patient and speak on the pitch like I always do."

"I’m happy, I played for 90 minutes (against Newcastle United) and it’s a long time since I started a game. The World Cup is coming so I need time to prove, whether they give me one minute or 90, that I’m ready and that I want to contribute to the team to help us have a better season."

- Javier Hernandez



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