WHAT?

thetardiswantscasinit:

That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”

thetardiswantscasinit:

That clerk was so ready to be mad at this dude. But look at that face in the last gif. He’s like “Shiiiiit….dude’s got jokes.”

If wisdom were offered me on the one condition that I should keep it shut away and not divulge it to anyone, I should reject it. There is no enjoying the possession of anything valuable unless one has someone to share it with.
the words of the Roman Stoic philosopher, Seneca
Jul/30 - reblog

i think i like Van Gaal 

jackinaboxwithoutakeytolockit:

Robin van Persie’s flying header against Spain immortalised in incredible Brazilian favela street art.

It was the most memorable goal of an unforgettable World Cup, and now Robin van Persie’s diving header against Spain is adorning the walls of a Brazilian favela in a brilliant bit of street art.



iloveunited:

"We have my assistant manager Ryan Giggs and I’m very pleased with him. I talked with him before I signed. Your first impression is always important and that was very good, and now the impression is still improving because I know him better. Also, he’s working very hard, as are all my assistants. It’s important that they don’t have a job that’s 9-5. You have to work very hard when you’re my assistant - it’s not always a pleasant job. But he’s doing very well and I’m happy he’s on my staff."
"I’m used to keeping one member from the previous staff of the club because I want to know the culture and he can advise me. I want to know the players and he can advise me. I want to know the talent of the youth players and he can advise me. So I always pick up trainer-coaches from the last season; at Barcelona I did that with Jose Mourinho, at Bayern I did it with Hermann Gerland and now it’s Ryan Giggs. Therefore, I’m very pleased because he knows everybody, he knows the culture better than anyone working at Manchester United, I believe, so I’m very pleased he is in my staff."
- Louis van Gaal

iloveunited:

"We have my assistant manager Ryan Giggs and I’m very pleased with him. I talked with him before I signed. Your first impression is always important and that was very good, and now the impression is still improving because I know him better. Also, he’s working very hard, as are all my assistants. It’s important that they don’t have a job that’s 9-5. You have to work very hard when you’re my assistant - it’s not always a pleasant job. But he’s doing very well and I’m happy he’s on my staff."

"I’m used to keeping one member from the previous staff of the club because I want to know the culture and he can advise me. I want to know the players and he can advise me. I want to know the talent of the youth players and he can advise me. So I always pick up trainer-coaches from the last season; at Barcelona I did that with Jose Mourinho, at Bayern I did it with Hermann Gerland and now it’s Ryan Giggs. Therefore, I’m very pleased because he knows everybody, he knows the culture better than anyone working at Manchester United, I believe, so I’m very pleased he is in my staff."

- Louis van Gaal

iloveunited:

"The staff are more important than the players. It’s unfortunate for the players that I say that but you have to implement a philosophy and therefore you need staff who can give me the confidence that they’re doing the things I require."
- Louis van Gaal

iloveunited:

"The staff are more important than the players. It’s unfortunate for the players that I say that but you have to implement a philosophy and therefore you need staff who can give me the confidence that they’re doing the things I require."

- Louis van Gaal

iloveunited:

"Luke Shaw is okay. I am a coach who looks at what individual players need and I think he needs to be fit, but he is not very fit. Therefore he cannot perform what I want, so first he has to be fit and has to train individually. I have spoken with him and we have made the programme. He agreed with me. I don’t know (when he will be fit), but I have heard good messages from (fitness coach Tony) Strudwick."
- Louis van Gaal on why Luke Shaw trained away from the main group in the open session ahead of the match against Inter Milan

iloveunited:

"Luke Shaw is okay. I am a coach who looks at what individual players need and I think he needs to be fit, but he is not very fit. Therefore he cannot perform what I want, so first he has to be fit and has to train individually. I have spoken with him and we have made the programme. He agreed with me. I don’t know (when he will be fit), but I have heard good messages from (fitness coach Tony) Strudwick."

- Louis van Gaal on why Luke Shaw trained away from the main group in the open session ahead of the match against Inter Milan

iloveunited:

"It’s good that it’s a friendly match. I wouldn’t love to play against United in a competitive game. But it will be strange playing against players I trained with, against a club I was part of for so many years. In another way, I will be glad to see friends."
- Nemanja Vidic

iloveunited:

"It’s good that it’s a friendly match. I wouldn’t love to play against United in a competitive game. But it will be strange playing against players I trained with, against a club I was part of for so many years. In another way, I will be glad to see friends."

- Nemanja Vidic

iloveunited:

Tom Cleverley:
"It’ll be strange playing against Nemanja. He was a great leader for this club and a very good defender with lots of experience, so we have huge respect for him. But hopefully we can exploit the weaker parts of his game and get a win on Tuesday (against Inter Milan)."
Chris Smalling:
"It will be weird seeing him in an opposition shirt and he will give us a test as well. If it does happen I’ll look forward to it. I’d like a tussle with him at the set-plays. I’d like to get one past him."

iloveunited:

Tom Cleverley:

"It’ll be strange playing against Nemanja. He was a great leader for this club and a very good defender with lots of experience, so we have huge respect for him. But hopefully we can exploit the weaker parts of his game and get a win on Tuesday (against Inter Milan)."

Chris Smalling:

"It will be weird seeing him in an opposition shirt and he will give us a test as well. If it does happen I’ll look forward to it. I’d like a tussle with him at the set-plays. I’d like to get one past him."

iloveunited:

"I train players not in their legs but their brains."
- Louis van Gaal

iloveunited:

"I train players not in their legs but their brains."

- Louis van Gaal

neymarito:

Ney playing his fav instrument

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.



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